Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 23 days agoTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1595arrow-down17
arrow-up1588arrow-down1imageTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·22 days agoThey never explain why would sex take away a petal either. Like, maybe it adds one? Also a rose is literally a plant dick lmao.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 days agohave you ever fucked a rose? stupid question. of course not.
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoMy ex’s name was Rose - does that count? Though at the end it was me who was fucked and not in a good way sadly
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days agoi sung this song a few times. i think it counts for something, so on the scale of Ice King to DiCaprio i’m more at Peewee Herman and you’re more at Hank Azaria.
They never explain why would sex take away a petal either. Like, maybe it adds one? Also a rose is literally a plant dick lmao.
have you ever fucked a rose?
stupid question. of course not.
My ex’s name was Rose - does that count? Though at the end it was me who was fucked and not in a good way sadly
i sung this song a few times. i think it counts for something, so on the scale of Ice King to DiCaprio i’m more at Peewee Herman and you’re more at Hank Azaria.