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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 23 days ago

Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 23 days ago
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    22 days ago

    They never explain why would sex take away a petal either. Like, maybe it adds one? Also a rose is literally a plant dick lmao.

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      have you ever fucked a rose?

      stupid question. of course not.

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        My ex’s name was Rose - does that count? Though at the end it was me who was fucked and not in a good way sadly

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          21 days ago

          i sung this song a few times. i think it counts for something, so on the scale of Ice King to DiCaprio i’m more at Peewee Herman and you’re more at Hank Azaria.

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