Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 22 days agoTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1595arrow-down17
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minus-square13igTyme@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down1·22 days agoThe pelvic floor and vaginal wall are made of muscle tissue. It’s a well known fact that when you use your muscles they become loose and flabby. /s
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·22 days agoJust look at tongues, moving around all day long, they get so loose and flabby!!!11!1
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 days agoDeadheading your rose makes it bloom more. (Deadheading isn’t the same as just removing petals, but let’s just ignore that.)
The pelvic floor and vaginal wall are made of muscle tissue. It’s a well known fact that when you use your muscles they become loose and flabby. /s
Just look at tongues, moving around all day long, they get so loose and flabby!!!11!1
Deadheading your rose makes it bloom more.
(Deadheading isn’t the same as just removing petals, but let’s just ignore that.)