Bribe season.
This beats Ford’s record for longest summer vacation by an Ontario government that he set last year. I wonder if this coming winter vacation will also break the winter record he set last year.
Why stop there! He might as well just go for the whole year!!
You know your government is shit when not showing up to work is your plan for “not interfering with municipal elections” (read: we don’t want to damage the con’s chances any further).
“Get a job”
–Doug Ford
He should take a permanent break, but I guess this is good enough for now.
Quick someone check this corrupt fuck’s phone logs while he’s on vacation.
He took it with him to continue making deals
Quick some one fuck something up. So the lazy pig dogs have to get back to work. Build a bike lane or something or put up a speed camera.
Try to keep a poor person from dying in the street.
Fuck great idea! Let’s go hand out water and freezies to the homeless!
condoms and needles are more likely to save a life
The fuck we paying this obese walrus for?
Rob never showed up to work while Mayor either.




