The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWait, not like thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down10
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minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoLet’s not forget liquor!
minus-squarealcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoBut liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
minus-squareassassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-29 months agoSaw a great joke on TikTok the other day: Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?” Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.” Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.” Principal: “Alright, bring him in.” Father: “What? This isn’t my son.” Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoA fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
minus-squareTurtleTourParty@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoA US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml. An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml. If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.
Let’s not forget liquor!
But liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
It also comes in my dad :(
Hi it’s me, Liquor.
Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:
Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”
Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”
Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”
Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”
Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”
Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
A US gallon is 3.785L which makes a fifth 757 ml. A pint is 1/8 gallon so ~473 ml.
An imperial gallon is 4.54609L which makes a fifth 909ml and a pint 568ml.
If your bartender is giving you 200ml pints you’re really getting ripped off.