• assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

      Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

      Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

      Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

      Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

      Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

      Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”