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If we’re doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
Nosferatu. Because I live in the arctic and it’s summer.
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In related news, I’d choose Gordon Gekko since his financial misdeeds can’t affect me within a day when I’m out plundering England for tie dye 😉
Som en Skotte, jeg føler meg forpliktet å si ifra at England har mye mer hasj enn tie-dye.
Jeg kan bestemt bruge begge dele! 😄
hope no one tells the vampires about sun tan lotion
The first Blade movie actually had the antagonist go out in the sun by using copious amounts of sun screen.
let’s face it, modern day vamps would just wear stuff to cover themselves or sun tan lotion.
they would go around like normal, and at worst be considered to have a disability
Trust me. As a partial ginger, it doesn’t work well enough.
I’d go with Hopper from A Bug’s Life. I’m sure he’s a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain’t worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
My garden!
One zombie. I could win against one zombie. With prep time. I think.
the zombie also gets prep time
Ok. How would you say does it prep?
It wouldn’t be fair for me to tell you, unless you want me to tell them how you are preparing
I dunno’, what if it was one boss zombie, or like… uh is it Night of the Living Dead? Where individual zombie parts come back to life, to the point where burning them just spreads zombiejunk all over.
One zombie of the right type could be a death sentence for the whole planet!
The criteria is that it’s a horror villain of your choice. So, I don’t know why you’d choose a boss zombie or one of those really bad variants when you could choose one of the zombies from Shawn of the Dead.
But I’m also not completely sure that a random zombie really counts as a “villain”.
What if it was an unusually charismatic zombie with a tragic backstory?
Yea, the “villain” requirement is definitely what makes me question what “any ol’ zombie” would end up being.
If you asked for “zombie from Resident Evil”, would you be able to get a lumbering buffoon that’s no big deal, or Mr. X?
Remember, just one. In my prep time I’ll build pit traps.
I’m sure I could survive 24 hours being hit with a spoon.
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God damn, has it really been that long?
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.
Unless he switches view modes like the one in Predator 2.
That all looks like just more thermal imaging? Though it’s been yeaaaaars since I’ve seen Pred 2 so I have no memory of what it’s supposed to be story wise.
He was able to see people who thought they were hidden since they only knew about the thermal view.
Ahh, so presumably, while the literal footage is just more thermal imagery, story wise it was more than that? Thanks for confirming.
Yeah, not sure if the imagery is all just the same thing in different colors or not, but the full scene’s in this clip. He sees their flashlight beams in the last view mode used.
as soon as the mud heats up you’ll be visible again
you’ll have to change the mud frequently
Thanks! /note to self
Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber’s discord before your 18th birthday?
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
Am I misremembering the end of that movie, or does it end up getting kind of supernatural? Don’t remember if Otis himself did anything though…
It definitely gets weird towards the end and I think it’s meant to be sorta ambiguous/ open to interpretation.
From what I can recall (it’s been a while) and from watching the sequels, I think Otis and Co were just psycho rednecks, but I could be wrong about that.
It’s been years for me as well… For some reason though, I can distinctly picture the end House of 1000 Corpses, when they’re in like Satan’s lair under the house and it’s definitely supernatural lol… But yeah, they don’t really explicitly explain what’s happening. If I recall, they were like harvesting corpses for satan or some form of extreme evil that lived under the house?
I stand corrected. I’ll have to give it a rewatch at some point. I remember thinking it was a decent flick
Yeah but like you said it’s not really explained and if I remember, it’s a pretty quick turn at the end when the kid(s) who were still alive were trying to escape. They like stumbled into this bizarre lair with some weird shit going down.
The majority of it isn’t supernatural I don’t think. I’ve only ever seen Devil’s Rejects in terms of the “sequels”, and it was fine but I don’t think there was anything supernatural (unless someone seems to die, but comes back? Been a really long time).
But yeah, I loved that movie back in high school. I remember it being solid. I kind of don’t want to watch it again in case it doesn’t hold up.
I just remembered: Isn’t Dwight Schrute one of the main characters?
So, our conversation got me intrigued enough to actually rewatch it. Yes, Dwight is in it, I had no idea. Crazy to see him looking so young. Also staring the great Walton Goggins as a deputy sheriff and Chris Hardwick who I had totally forgotten about.
I don’t think I’ve actually seen the 3rd movie myself. I wasn’t too impressed with ‘The Devils Rejects’ tbh.
As far as the supernatural elements go, I could see it interpreted either way honestly. When they lower Jerry and Denise into Dr. Satan’s lair, there are some what look like they could be zombies breaking them out of the coffin, before disappearing under the water, but they could also be some of the mental patients Dr.Satan was experimenting on. It seems like if they were zombies they wouldn’t have halted the attack, but it really makes little sense either way.
The way I interpreted it was that Dr. Satan didn’t just ‘experiment’ on the mental patients and victims that the Firefly family had been providing him, but on himself and Earl (his ‘assistant’) as well. I did a little research and some people describe them as ‘Cyborg Demons’ and some just use their names.
I’m pretty sure Dr. Satan was an actual human at one point at least, if his backstory can be belived. When Earl pulls off his ‘gas mask’ he definitely doesn’t look very human, but he is supposedly Mother Firefly’s husband and Tiny’s father. So he was probably human at one point himself. Maybe they got their demonic appearances by being possessed, by ‘cosmetic’ surgery or some combination of the two.
One story has it that Rob Zombie pitched the idea for the movie to Universal without having a script, the name came from a Haunted House attraction that he had done for Universal Studios, and he just sort of made some shit up. After they Ok’d the project he went home and banged out a script. By writing this post I probably put more thought into the story than the did lol.
Another thing I learned was that after the shooting, Universal dropped the project because they were sure it would get an NC-17 rating, and it took him another a few years to find a distributor. By the time he had, a lot of the original footage had been lost so he had to do some creative editing to get a somewhat coherent film and to get an R rating. I’m not sure if the original plot made more sense or not, but I kinda doubt it :)
One other interesting bit I found was an interview with Zombie by bloody-disgusting.com
Which raises the question, of course, of whether Dr. Satan’s appearance in House of 1,000 Corpses was ever real at all. We asked Rob Zombie where he stood on an ending that seemed straightforward, but which now, after a retcon, looks like it may all have been a dream.
“I left it so that it could be whatever,” Zombie said. “Is it real? Is it probably just the girl, that Denise, after a long night of being tortured and watching all of her friends killed, maybe she just went cuckoo and was imagining all these crazy things? You know, I thought for that film it’s best just leave it as however people want to interpret it.”
I’m not sure if that was his original intention, or if that is how he views it in light of the sequels,
I kind of don’t want to watch it again in case it doesn’t hold up.
I think it holds up pretty well for what it is. I view it as an homage to the all great ‘B’ grade horror movies of the 70’s and 80’s (which often made little sense themselves) and shot like a feature length music video. It’s just silly/gruesome fun.
Damn, I appreciate the well thought out reply… I had forgotten so much about the movie (forgot that guy had a name, let a lone “Dr. Satan” lol).
I just have the image when they first enter his lab/lair and everything is like red and he’s got this weird fucking mask on.
Anyway, I always enjoyed the indie-feel of it, which is why I think I also didn’t really like Devil’s Rejects as much (also, just something about the “haunted house” theme that Rob Zombie seemed to excel at).
Never been a huge fan of his music, but I always enjoyed that movie. I’ll have to watch it again.
Thanks for the discussion!
Shit. He’s right. That isn’t honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Godzilla. Then I’d go hang out at the White House.
Prompt says you’re being chased but nothing about the quality of the chase. I like the image of the predator being obligated to chase them but feeling kind of ashamed of it so they don’t really want to get the kill.
Hunted: ‘*puff, wheeze* Just… gotta… get to the top… of the hill.’ Predator: *walks calmly up to just behind the hunted and makes a predator noise, then sits to wait for them to scramble the rest of the way up while the predator plays space-solitaire*
I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
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If you are a lox believer then it’s the world’s oldest myth
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that’s kind of them…
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
Five star idea! I’m literally laughing at the … Spinaltap version!! That would by hysterical.
david Attenborough narration, about hour the military commandos are entering a trap. and offhand question why are there US military troops in a central American jungle?
You must be young?
So… I’m no history major but as I recall, Nicaragua had a socialist government called the FMLN… Reagan hated socialism and hired Oliver North to arm and train El Salvadoran troops… it’s wasn’t very secret. We had military boots on the ground. Even now I believe that we have a base in Panama to train soldiers… it’s connected to West Point somehow.
But yeah, if shit’s going on places, we’re there.
I do not know how Predator explained our soldiers down there but it didn’t have to.
the question was sort of rethorical. the movie takes place in Guatemala
Let’s face it, they were sent there to protect the cocaine deliveries to the States