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I know you’re joking, but you maybe don’t know in some areas that’s really offensive. Please don’t make it again
Notice that the cookies need not be good.
Cookie Monster was always my favorite. Still is, but used to be, too
He’s my spirit animal
#3 from Elmo sounds kind of ominous. What if something goes down and I don’t want to be friends anymore? … Elmo?
You called…?
Note the confidence that point was said with. What you say will not come to pass, as Elmo clearly has perfect knowledge of the future
Trust the all-knowing Elmo. He’s your friend, forever and always.
He eats your eyes and then your rectum while you sleep.





