As an infrastructure engineer and architect, that graph really causes the stress levels to rise. That is incompetence visualized for the world to see. Holy shit, if anything I produced had results like that, I’d be fired, maybe prosecuted.
Prob tracking code commits. They’ll try to show how many commits have been made, say that they’ve been super productive and that they deserve another bonus
As an infrastructure engineer and architect, that graph really causes the stress levels to rise. That is incompetence visualized for the world to see. Holy shit, if anything I produced had results like that, I’d be fired, maybe prosecuted.
You just know some exec is making a bonus from some invented metric that this supports.
Prob tracking code commits. They’ll try to show how many commits have been made, say that they’ve been super productive and that they deserve another bonus
Cant get bonuses for fixing outages if there are no outages.
You think that’s bad, check their “high score” here: https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/