slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square144linkfedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down16
arrow-up1579arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square144linkfedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoLife insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!
Life insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!