slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 23 days agoDepends On Which Jeebuz, I Reckon.lemmy.caimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down13
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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·23 days ago“We talkin’ bout Gee-zus or Hey-zoos?”
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·23 days agoThere is a billboard nearby me that says “Jesus can fix anything.” I wish there was someone named Hey-Zoos brave enough to take out a billboard right below it for his handyman services.
minus-squareHylactor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·23 days agoPicture of Jesús giving a thumbs up with the caption “You’re damn right.” with a phone number and url.
minus-squareKanda@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 days agoCould you call him and ask him to fix this god-forsaken world?
“We talkin’ bout Gee-zus or Hey-zoos?”
There is a billboard nearby me that says “Jesus can fix anything.” I wish there was someone named Hey-Zoos brave enough to take out a billboard right below it for his handyman services.
Picture of Jesús giving a thumbs up with the caption “You’re damn right.” with a phone number and url.
#jesúscanfixanything
Could you call him and ask him to fix this god-forsaken world?
Yes.