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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 days ago

fucking French

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fucking French

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 days ago
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    22 days ago

    It’s hard to shoot a gun while you’re waiving a white flag anyway.

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      The French have won more battles than any other military Ever. Look it up, mate. You sound like Fox News Freedom Fries. Break free man.

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        Some people just get a high from doing the group ritual. I was more of a teenage iconoclast that didn’t want to do anything anyone else was doing, which is a different set of problems.

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        I wonder if they are counting Charlemagne?

        Also, I feel like China would have to have more… Or do civil wars not count?

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          I think no matter how you slice it you could work the stats to go your way on that, but the main point is the French were like a pretty unstoppable land power for 500 years, had 2 bad decades in the 1900s and never lived it down somehow

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            never lived it down somehow

            might be related to

            unstoppable land power for 500 years

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          Now playing Massacre of the Saxons by Christopher Lee’s metal band

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        Non.

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          Mdr

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            Moi aussi, mon frere. Moi aussi.

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      When politicians tried to increase the retirement age in France they protested every day and shut the country down until it was reversed.

      The American government has been shut down for a month and people who aren’t even being paid are continuing to show up for work. Once every couple months they’ll gather in a polite group and say “please stop doing Human Rights Abuses” before carefully cleaning up and going back to work the next day in order to not be too big of an inconvenience.

      I wish Americans knew how to fight like the French.

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        Brother, this is a shit post community. I need you to chill.

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          But my post shitting on Americans isn’t allowed?

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            I don’t know, I’m not a cop.

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              That’s just what a cop would say

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              Then what’s the badge for!?

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                I don’t see no steenking badgers

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