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minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoOh what a coincidence, I just concluded tests for the teleportation bomb! It’s an explosive that’s totally untraceable and teleports to it’s target, so it’s a 100% completely guaranteed anonymous strike on your target. Source: trust me bro
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoYou are hereby offered an NCD-grant to develop this into a meme
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·11 days agoI teleported into your mom last night.
Oh what a coincidence, I just concluded tests for the teleportation bomb! It’s an explosive that’s totally untraceable and teleports to it’s target, so it’s a 100% completely guaranteed anonymous strike on your target.
Source: trust me bro
You are hereby offered an NCD-grant to develop this into a meme
I teleported into your mom last night.