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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up132arrow-down1·6 days agoOh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108arrow-down1·6 days agoHave you tried meowing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·5 days agodon’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 days agoMarking your territory probably didn’t help you either
minus-squareBleakBluets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 days agoDon’t pick a house with a dog next time.
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoHave you tried UwU’ing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agothats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoJust block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoThat would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.