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minus-squaredick_fineman@discuss.onlineBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoHow about folks just come to terms with death instead? Yeah, you’re not special, you’re gonna die too. Deal with it and move on.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoYes but can I have their money? I can’t promise I’ll try to revive them. But I’ll take the money and dispose of… Actually I don’t need any body parts, just the money.
minus-squareBilboBargains@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoWe could flog the body to the guys that test explosives. This happened to someone who thought they were donating a body to medical research.
How about folks just come to terms with death instead? Yeah, you’re not special, you’re gonna die too. Deal with it and move on.
And by move on we mean die
Yes but can I have their money? I can’t promise I’ll try to revive them. But I’ll take the money and dispose of… Actually I don’t need any body parts, just the money.
We could flog the body to the guys that test explosives. This happened to someone who thought they were donating a body to medical research.