How do I fix this? I love me a good zip up hoodie, but zipping it makes it look like an alien is halfway through bursting out of my chest.

I had that problem with a t-shirt with lacing on the front (it’s a Punk Rave t-shirt… lolz don’t hate…) Anyway I fixed it by cutting slits in the sides at the bottom so the front could hang lower more easily. With hoodies I just never zip them unless I’m walking outdoors and it’s freezing.