tfw infantry drains armour’s engine oil to use as personal lubricant

Cyclists and Uncle Sam on the same side?

Confusion intensifies

It would be a difficult move. For anyone doing well in the US, it would be a decrease in pay and an increase in expenses.

Many provinces are also already firmly run by climate change denying, healthcare privatizing conservatives.

I was glad to see Higgs lose. Pity about Moe though.

I wonder if that’s a regional or an age thing. I grew up in the eastern half of the country, and clock in as “younger than Boomer.”

I’ve only heard folks under sixty refer to oven temperatures in fahrenheit, everything else is Celsius.

Just like last time. Do we have stats on the number of people that moved?

Edit: we do!

In the first three years of Trump’s time as president [since there were increased border restrictions in the last due to COVID], Canada welcomed an average of about 859 new permanent residents from the U.S. every month, still almost 19.2 per cent fewer than during Biden’s time in the Oval Office.

I’m not sure if the quality of data or methodology.

R

The dinosaurs want us to be successful and join them, that’s why they keep helping us!

Be strong for Elwood.

When the dinosaurs send arks to bring us home to glorious Planet 9, I’ll make sure to save you a seat.

It’s going to be glorious.

The one who crosses the finish line first gets to use the organs and blood of the losers.

Seriously? As a native English speaker, I cannot.

Now I need to deal with USB-C to micro USB and USB-A for my old devices. Things will be better eventually, I guess, but it’s just shifted the annoyance around for now.

My phone is slightly easier to plug in though.

Wait til we discover the launchpads in the geologic record.

I have it on good authority that the dinosaurs didn’t go extinct, they predicted the Chicxulub collision and escaped the Earth on arks. Of course they realized that their warm blooded servitor species would survive the impact and evolve sentience much like their own (they created our genomes, so it was easy to predict), so they hid the launchpads until we would be ready to see them.

The arks landed on Planet 9 (the big one, not the lil one), since it was less likely to be hit by similar events. They hollowed it out, helping to create Pluto and Ceres, and have been living in there ever since.

Discovering the launchpads will show them that we’ve achieved sufficient technological prowess for them to reveal themselves to us. I can’t wait!

That’s good enough for the AI.

You’re right, but changes are more pronounced in individual areas:

B.C. and Ontario recorded the most significant annual rent decreases among the provinces, with the former seeing average asking rents for apartments down 3.4 per cent to $2,549 and the latter recording a 5.7 per cent drop to $2,350.

Rents rose 17.1 per cent in Saskatchewan, which remained the fastest-growing province in the country in terms of asking price, after seeing 23.5 per cent annual growth in September.

By city, Toronto recorded the largest annual decline in asking rents for apartments in October, at 9.2 per cent, to reach an average of $2,642. Vancouver saw an 8.4 per cent year-over-year rent decline to an average of $2,945, while Calgary apartment rents fell 4.7 per cent to $1,995.

In Montreal, average rents were down 2.9 per cent at $1,987. Ottawa apartment rents held steady with a 0.4 per cent annual increase to reach $2,207.

However, Edmonton led rent growth in Canada’s largest markets as apartment rents rose 8.4 per cent annually to an average of $1,584.

You’re right that we’re still fucked relative to 2019, but at least some areas are seeing a bit of relief.

I work for an established US company, but I’m in a foreign country.

I expect my employer will receive tax cuts, so the company should have more cash. I expect this means my job will be more secure in the short term.

However, I believe Trump has talked about international tariffs and lowering the US dollar. So that could remove some certainty.

Ælces! Endelice ic mæg beon þēowod on mínre meder sprǣce!

Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

Bless you for keeping the spirit of our forbearers alive.

Two days later

GodDAMNIT John!