Red flag. I don’t wanna date people who take the Sims seriously.

Edit: if our Sims are slaves to some mangled abomination then it’s a green flag.

My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.

I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.