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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

Who is the enemy?

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Who is the enemy?

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Ornithologists hate cats.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    Photo editors hate:

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      https://youtu.be/EMBkWtDAPBY

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      Enhance! Just keep enhancing!

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    • Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks
    • Family Medicine: Wellness influencers
    • Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen)
    • Pediatrics: RFK Jr
  • McMonster@programming.dev
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    IT people hate computers.

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      IT people hate computers.

      IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.

      • AstaKask@lemmy.cafedeleted by creator
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        I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.

        Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.

      • thessnake03@lemmy.world
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        You just made an enemy for life!

        • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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          You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.

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      Correction: IT people hate printers.

      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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        Correction: printers hate people.

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        PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

  • rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ENTs hate Q-tips?!

    That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

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      People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
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    sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.

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    Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar

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    Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.

    A lot.

  • Maultasche@lemmy.world
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    Ents also hate Orcs

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      Who downvoted you? Saruman himself?

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    EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.

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      Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too

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    Firemen hate pedophiles

    Teachers hate pedophiles

    Doctors hate pedophiles

    Lawyers hate pedophiles

    Liberals hate pedophiles

    Conservatives hate pedophiles

    Independents hate pedophiles

    Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?

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      Conservatives hate pedophiles

      Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.

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    And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides. Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.

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      Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds.

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    CS people hate the printer

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      …and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?

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        Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons

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      PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??

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      I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.

      Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much

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    deleted by creator

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    Microbiologists hate wild microbes everywhere

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      I’d argue that most wild microbes are not as bad as domestic microbes with all their antibiotic resistance development.

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