Agent 99 . . . wait, make that agent 69.
Popplers
Dönertier
It’s been a while
Animals are individuals. Individuals must always be treated as ends, never as means. The question, though intended to be lighthearted, reflects a vast and unexamined cruelty and the moral acceptance of unspeakable violence.
I’m pretty sure everyone is being tongue-in-cheek talking about eating Winnie the Pooh, and is aware it’s not morally acceptable to actually do so.
An actual bear would be more controversial, but that’s not this thread.
the SET creature in egyptian mythology, nobody know what it is supposed to be. demon meat, since inuyasha has made it popular of eating demons on demon crimes.
dragon meat?
Oompaloompas.
Willy Wonka had to literally rescue them and protect them to keep them from being eaten because they’re so delicious.
Yeah sure, let’s trust some candy oligarch that won’t spent a bent penny on any safety measures for his factory.
I am sure some slaver has used the savage cannibalism story to justify their ends too…
probably between a dwarf, smurf hybrid?
The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Thats a cow. Or at least that’s what they called the genetically modified creatures.
The gingerbread man
The Geico Gecko
Save you the effort: he tastes like chicken. Maybe really lean, dry chicken.
Pulled Winnie the Pooh.
It’s honey marinated and fat.
I believe one of the lines from the song is ‘stuffed with fluff’ so I don’t know, could be a little fuzzy.
This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.
Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.
So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.
This is the winner
Eating bear is how you get brain worms tho
Tauntaun, but it has to be served lukewarm.
Underrated comment right here.
But I thought they smelled bad on the outside?
So do goats, but they’re plenty tasty.
Noodleflys from Rain World. They obviously taste like noodles.
obviously The Kraken
Is it better baked, or deep-fried? I’m going with breaded and deep-fried, because almost everything is better that way. Except grapes.
Breaded and deep-fried like calamari but you get one big piece.
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
no one is talking about that, and that link will stay its original colour, thanks.
Your loss, it’s a pretty decent running gag from Letterkenny
There are no ostriches shown at all
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Birbs aren’t real
