Also, she might say she’s all that, but she ain’t.

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Lord Dumuzi: look at this tablet this total babe sent me

    ???: dumuzi you don’t have a gf

    Lord Dumuzi: no i totally do, she wants me to fill her churn with honey cheese

    ???: no girl would ever chisel that. You made your scribe do that

    Lord Dumuzi: maybe they wouldn’t chisel that to you, but i’ve had lots of babes tell me to fill their churn with honey cheese.

    ???: ok who is she then?

    Lord Dumuzi: uhh you don’t know her… she goes to another ziggurat