• Guidy@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.

  • The Rizzler@feddit.orgEnglish
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    21 days ago

    regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      21 days ago

      I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).

      I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      19 days ago

      Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      19 days ago

      Sadly I can’t alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics… But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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          19 days ago

          I’ll… Erm… Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      19 days ago

      Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I’ll go to the cinema tonight afterall :)

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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          19 days ago

          It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking :)

          It was the new superman movie. I don’t usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!

          • shplane@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            19 days ago

            Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!

              • shplane@lemmy.worldEnglish
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                18 days ago

                The first step out the door is always the hardest. Once I get going, I’m always grateful I did

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      19 days ago

      Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don’t give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.

      I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.

  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    21 days ago

    I want you to put a 32-bit buffer into people’s brains so that when they’re attempting to do evil, when they cross the threshold, it automatically buffer overflows back onto the good side.

    I want it to be like, “I was going to rape and murder this school bus full of children, but instead I made them cupcakes”.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      20 days ago

      I can’t directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock…

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      20 days ago

      Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I’ll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    20 days ago

    If this offer is still available I’d like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.

    Read only after drafting response to first half.

    To me it sounds like you’re not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…

  • Sunsofold@lemmings.worldEnglish
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    20 days ago

    Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I’ll settle for plzgtsk’ or some portabello mozzarella sticks.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      20 days ago

      What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos’sht’gtsk!

      Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    21 days ago

    Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
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      21 days ago

      Done with a twist: I can’t alter others directly due to the Wizard Code of Ethics, but I have applied a curse to make sure the wealthier you are, the less people you can trust.

      These people can never fully trust anyone. “Does she love me for me?”, “is that new guy just kissing my ass or can I open up to them?” will be thoughts so frequent that it will drive them mad the older and lonelier they get.