HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

You can’t trust the system

That’s not my dad.

That’s a cell phone!

Whatchu, think I’m stupid?

My dad’s not a phone.

DUH!

May your butthole not be tazed.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS

I’m an ADULT

Looking back on it those where some peak internet times

Any time me or my wife drop something WE THREW IT ON THE GROUND

I refuse to acknowledge this as antique