Have you considered circumcision?
That’s a dick all right.
Nope. Try it without the stupid censorship.
Here’s mine.
I like this one:
He’s a dickhead alright.
Yikes! Mark that thing NSFW!
Your dick looks like that? Dude I am so sorry. Jerking off must be near impossible. Maybe you could slap it about a bit?
No offense to you, but it looks pretty gross and weird…
Idk I think the little bend gives it a unique flair
A duck pic? A dock pic? Whatever it is, it’s probably really going to upset me if I find out what it really says. Good thing it’s censored, my sweet adult brain can’t handle an adult joke delivered to an adult audience which isn’t censored!
Come on dude. Not without consent first…
This is an insult to dicks everywhere.
Ew, is it diseased?
No thats just what they look like when they’re circumsised.
That’s not a duck.
Stephen Miller went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle sex workers.
You should probably see a Dr.
