You’d be tired too if you had his job.

The shit that gets upvoted sometimes. Jesus Christ.

As an Okie: sorry for Mullin, everyone. Too many people in this state would vote for Hitler if he had an R by his name.

Pretty much all of them unless they’re compact parking.

He’s pretty high on my biting list

I give you the money. You give me the donut. End of transaction!

In all likelihood, her boss gripes at her for not getting name and number from every customer, and his boss gives him shit for the same thing.

I worked at AutoZone for 8 years and our DM and up would hound us constantly about getting people’s phone numbers and emails and act like their weren’t people who were never going to give that information.

The worst part was that there was no incentive to annoy people like that for the cashier other than avoiding getting bitched out by the manager.

Yeah, but those idiots aren’t wort worrying about. Hell, they may not even be real people and if they are I’d be willing to bet most of them aren’t American.

Would you?

Who’s the madman with just his socks on?

I’m American. They’re not mine, but they are ours.

Except our parking spaces are made for larger cars, so it’s not “welcome to America”.

And The Postman.

But I tend to like post-apocalyptic movies anyway.

I don’t care. Drink what you want. Hot chocolate is good.

Any minute you’ll be brigaded by .ml weirdos.

There’s a recording of the Broadway musical on Disney Plus, but that’s all I’m aware of.

Smokey and the Bandit

Has she been charged with anything? What did the warrant say?

Tree jail for you!

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