• Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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    6 hours ago

    My old laptop took a shit, so I ended getting a Chromebook because that’s all I could afford. God dammit I fucking hate Google. This bloated piece of shit is slower than anything I’ve owned in the last 15 years. It can’t handle Facefuck and YouSlop being open at the same time.

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      I mean, why wouldn’t you?

      The man’s simultaneously a joke and one of the few people colluding to (whether intentionally or not) crash the world economy once the AI bubble inevitably bursts.

      I’d almost go so far as to say it’s your DUTY to ridicule him at every opportunity!

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        6 hours ago

        That Jensen Huang guy is putting up a pretty good fight this week though.

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          Yeah. I bet that his stupid leather jacket is a deliberate ploy to make him too easy a target for good ridicule:

          You can’t NOT include it, but at the same time, ridiculing an old man for constantly peacocking with a ridiculously incongruous leather jacket is such low hanging fruit that it automatically lowers the quality of your joke.

          Sorta like if Chuck Schumer suddenly started wearing a red clown nose in all public appearances.

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            5 hours ago

            No, we’re making fun of jensen for cheating on his wife with a potential chinese honeypot.

            His fruity little leather number is just a bonus.