I made pizza today because of this post. I do have my pizza game dialed in, I’m just too lazy to do it most days.

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

• Omar El Akkad

It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

That’s what happens when you cheap out on the wet food, Debbie.

Preach brother. I hear no lies in what you say.

Exactly! Hopefully we’ll get a new movie out of this!

Mamdani is the next Obama. He’s savvy, smart and says all the right things. If he hasn’t yet been coopted by the corporatists, he soon will be. I’m just saying manage your expectations.

Would fucking over Mamdani make Jon Stewart feel more filthy than pinning a medal on a Nazi? Or how about giving a tongue bath to two war criminals (Hillary and Condoleezza)? Jon Stewart isn’t the hero we thought he was.

He was charged with assault with a deli weapon. - credit: Jimmy Dore

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.

Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.

Signed, Tyler Durden.

Obviously run his ass over in a Walmart parking lot.

To be clear, I’m not against the Ukraine people, just their corrupt fascist government, just like us (the U.S.).

Yeah, thanks for the heads up Captain Obvious, now fuck off, sheepherder.

I got kicked off of Reddit for saying “fuck Ukraine” when some little bundle of twigs said they liked a certain Van Gogh painting because “it matches the color of the Ukraine flag”. That was in r/museum, where you’d think there wouldn’t be much political horseshit.

Give it a couple more years and they’ll be making Noah’s Ark and Golgotha play sets. Oligarchs have no shame about virtue signaling to whoever holds the brass ring.

It’s as if they are obstinately refusing to learn from their mistakes. Personally, I think their incompetence is feined, just like pro wrestling. It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.

I got kicked off 2 years ago for saying “fuck Ukraine”, because some little bundle of twigs was quacking about how he/she loved the colors of a particular Van Gogh painting because the colors matched the Ukraine flag.