Shmoke and a pancake?
Crepe and a bong?
bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible
Hmmm… edibles
Mmmm… Goblin…
I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.
Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.
never heard of this. how does that work?
I don’t know what the biological mechanism is. But if you talk to doctors or nurses that work in high volume general medicine like an Urgent Care or ER, they are bound to have anecodotes. Sometimes it comes with CHS, not sure if it’s actually related or a coincidence.
Wait for real?
Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.
I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.
2 joints
Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.
Like just so much produce.
Become a plant
someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…
I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?
Smoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright…
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard
I have never been that high in my entire life.
If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.
I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.
Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.

Can it be for me then?
Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”
My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”
And now I’ve got that guitar solo in my head. Hell yeah
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
…And here’s to the old olds.
This might work if the joint has only CBD and no THC.
SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
And then i smoke two more
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points
I smoke two Joints
Here’s to you, Bradley
Possibly the oldest I’ve ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band
“I ain’t got no crystal ball”
It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…
Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked
I took all of that very personally
Pool Shark hits real weird for you I bet
I don’t want to disappoint you, but I don’t know what that is
A song about Brad’s heroin addiction
Oh, didn’t know you were referring to the song. Sorry.
But… Aren’t they all kinda about his heroin addiction?













