It means you have sex twice. That’s it.
OFC, else it would be called bi-weekly-sexual!
Cool, I still haven’t used either of mine!
- “Any request before we unplug him from the machine…?”
I prefer fortnightly, aka sex four times a night
Oh, four fucks ache!
That’s excellent.
Fortnightsexual
“The sore penis”
That’s hot
yes, if you rub it too fast
it’s two sexes per sex. i can’t remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes
It’s -1/12 actually
No, that’s pansexuals
Ask at the bodybuilder forum. They are great with stuff like this.
misc?
To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.
Whorenightly?? Count me in
It’s once every two decades, jeez, get it right!
quietly cries in the lonely corner
It is twice .
Pretty sure bisexual means you don’t have sex at all.
That’s bye-sexual
Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?
50% for 5 hours, at least closer to, it’s not exactly linear, but best approximation.
50% for 5 hrs. You’d have to snort it to get 100% for 2.5 hrs.
Kinda like it a dog wore pants, would they be on the bottom half, or the rear half?
Rear half obviously. Bottom half pants serve no purpose, they’re objectively worse than tall boots. How would a belt even work?
They would wear suspenders, duh.
Suspenders around the hips and neck is a concept my mind can’t resolve as anything but a bizarre novelty apron.
Depends on if your body gets saturated by that 50% for 2.5 hours. If yes, it’s 100% energy for 2.5 hours. If 50% never saturates the body, it’s 50% energy for 5 hours. If it temporarily saturates, then it’s in between.
I am Buysexual.
If you buy me things, I’ll have sex with you.
(also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I’d love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don’t remember its name)
That’s called prostitution.
I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn’t convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your’e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
Im over it i swear…What? How? Like… I just… What’s the train of thought where that makes any sense?
Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should’ve been taking.
Functional illiteracy is a real problem.
Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.
It’s twice a year.
Lmao you beat me to it.
Tweakly — twice a week
Twockly — every two weeksBetwixtly - twice within two weeks
The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel
Bless you
I think it’s every other sex
