🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square102linkfedilinkarrow-up1782arrow-down153
arrow-up1729arrow-down1external-linkAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square102linkfedilink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·11 months agoLife always has a conclusion 💀
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·11 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-211 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agothat’s the one guaranteed one we have!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.