Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

So cute!

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

More for me!

Seriously if it weren’t so unhealthy I’d have pork roll every single day.

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

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The Fellator really couldn’t make America greater.

Mortgage, no question.

Classic Wormantha.

Thank you!

Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.

For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram

And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram

People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.

Looks delicious! Can you share the recipe please?

It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.

Are there no lactose intolerant Europeans?

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

MAGA right now

I’m dying this is amazing