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As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.
A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don’t suffer the same unnamed illness.
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A Bad Case of Stripes
A story of gruesome assault unfolds when a man’s children have had enough and begin a rampage of destruction ending in them crushing him to death in his sleep by repeating jumping on his body.
Monstrous creature stalks an anonymous person all over the world to try to force feed them rotten food.
Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.
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Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.
You can do better than that.
Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.
just to watch them die
Old man’s wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
And a dog!
Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.
Is this Up?
What is up?
Not much. What’s up with you?
What is, im trapped in a game of jeopardy 😧
Yes!
That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D
Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.
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Home Alone 2
That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.
Totalitarian rule-nazi asshole cat constantly denies comfortable seat to a tired amphibian
Child says their goodbyes as the moon approaches
Is it Zelda?
Goodnight, Moon
But I was thinking of the Zelda moon haha
A small rodent is given a tasty dessert treat and then demands more and more things.
Is it Ratatouille? I think he easts something sweet in the beginning of the movie and then hungers badumtss for more fine food :3
It’s if you give a mouse a cookie
i don’t think I know this one
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
A kid watches people defecate out of curiosity
That reminded me of a mole watching “people” defecate out of curiosity xD
in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer–putting his household at risk of starvation–by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment’s devious plan? No. No, he won’t.
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
