• MedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    There is only one solution. Every Secret Service agent should go to an intense, 6-week refresher training camp where they can re-learn their protective skills. They should all go at the same time, to reduce their “down time” and to make sure they all get the same training.

    Meanwhile, our Dear Leader should confidently and freely mingle with The People to let them know the problem is being handled.

    Problem solved.