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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Euphoria for a thousand kernals

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Euphoria for a thousand kernals

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Zomg@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Oh c’mon this is straight up cornography

  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    Not so fun fact: Minion dicks are like baby corn

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      Why would you post this?

      Why God did you make me see this?

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Because now you’re unknown about the mouth feel.

    • Blue@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/B909vHT3wPM

      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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        The nipples on those Minions…

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        Nope, not clicking that. Too risky.

        • Sludge@sh.itjust.works
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          What a pleasant and educational video

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Baby corn? Minions are packing a hog.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        Or at least a chode.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Just size, or texture too?

  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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    Be sure to try cream of corn as well.
    Bon appetit!

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    This is just cornography.

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    Pepper. Black pepper

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      Hear me out…

      Cinnamon

      It’s like eating a dessert.

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Whatever gets it in your mouth I suppose…

        🧂🍆

  • Grumpy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    cmon… this joke is just so corny…

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Corny on main.

  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
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    Corn it up

    • aldhissla@piefed.world
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      🌽 is love. 🌽 is life.

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    She chupe cob, bruh

  • billbasher@lemmy.world
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    Corn cob butter spreader for you 3d printer peeps https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:7358735

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