Or, and I’m just spitballing here, a dash of mustard and paprike with a buttery crumb topping. Which would be complimentary to macaroni and cheese and not make your mouth scream in agony at the fact that you are eating three things that do not in any way shape or form go together in one dish.
Then maybe give them the wine and chocolate as a dessert.
If she doesn’t want him I’ll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
Chocolate+red wine for breakups and periods
The wine goes in the sauce, and you can grate the chocolate for a topping
Or you can just enjoy the mac & cheese, chocolate, and wine separately, like a non-psycho!
Do you also eat you bread and hunk of meat separate, you medieval peasant?
Or, and I’m just spitballing here, a dash of mustard and paprike with a buttery crumb topping. Which would be complimentary to macaroni and cheese and not make your mouth scream in agony at the fact that you are eating three things that do not in any way shape or form go together in one dish.
Then maybe give them the wine and chocolate as a dessert.
Yay, migraines!
Optionally for periods the wine can be white since you get free red dye
Uh. That’s enough internet for me today.
He’s got the right idea honestly.