Cunt is gender neutral.

It’s not a new day untill you sleep.

Maaaaa! That weird fuckin cats back again!

Isn’t there also that story about his ex wife walking in on him watching csam?

Constantly! Hey, can you tell me where I put my favourite mug? I can’t find it.

Are you my poltergeist?

I’ve started wearing pajamas out to the shops, I’m calling it pajamacore, it’s freeing, warm and comfortable.

I wanna be a poltergeist, that looks like a pretty fun ghost job, just getting assigned to someone just to fuck with them and throw their shit around.

That fucking rock, man, he’s a fuckin dick! Constantly gaslighting everyone against Elmo.

I pulled a near 30 cm length of paper from my dogs backend, twice, that fucking idiot will eat anything she lays her eyes on, I call her old Iron guts, she’s a pug X Frenchie, so you know she hurled abuse at me while I was pulling that shit paper out, like it was my fault she’s a fuckwit who eats everything.

I wholeheartedly love her with every atom in my body, but damn bitch, stop eating every fucking thing you see.

I can hear that image.

Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

A lot of people, including Kevin Costner think it’s a bad movie, I think it’s awesome.

Waterworld is one of my favourite movies.

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I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

Pam Bondi: