I SMELL WEAKNESS

deleted by creator

American Spirits are the healthy ones

Idk you ever hear that AI soul song about gluing your balls to your butthole? That’s a banger

He played it off too. Then he tried to stall T-1000 when he eventually spotted John by saying “hey I think I saw that kid you were looking for.” That’s a homie right there

Now that you mention it, it’s 8 most days

“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”

Sign was painted, said “Private Property” > But on the back side, it didn’t say nothing

Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man

Gif finds a way

I don’t know what I expected…

Get crackin!

I suggest trying to hook up with a Russian girl. Hymn To Red October is a banger, and it’s pretty long

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

Next time ask her to hum the national anthem while she’s doing it. No shame in this game

So a straight bj is 5/10 but a hummer is 10/10? You got a peculiar dick my friend

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

deleted by creator