trabpukcip [he/him]

At the “Grand canyon caverns” in northern Arizona, there are claw marks from a giant sloth who fell into the caves from a hole at ground level and clawed desperately to the walls trying to get out. They tell that story on the tour

Pee is stored in the Carolinas

I like that the radio dials/screen look like a paw

What a cool bird

Imagine being the unfortunate low ranking schmuck who has to pretend to make nice with this ghoul