The eyes rolling back in the head you see on some of them is more of a “keep fucking me”

Strike that. Reverse it.

If someone uses acronyms without explaining them, they’re “flexing” and can be ignored.

But this person made it extra confusing by typo-ing “your NVR” as “you NVR,” which makes “NVR” seem like a verb.

NVR = Network Video Recorder. A thing that records videos locally from your cameras.

one male and one female

No species specified…

My midlife crisis just got a little worse.

There are places where it would literally cost me 80% less to live. I’m stuck for work reasons but damn.

Cost of living where I am is around $38-40 so I’m all out of whack with this, sorry. But on most contracts our first 2hrs of OT would be 1.5x, whereas you’re somehwere around 1.85x? So that’s neat.

2 hours of overtime is $30? OP needs a union.

What is “AI design” in the context of an individual email?

Strange phrasing. Like something a robot would say to try to sound human.

I mean, having a rich daddy hand you everything is historically proven to be the most reliable key to success. So…