I took a shit the other day - they don’t want you to know this but it’s true - took a big, big shit, a really beautiful, big… big shit, I stood up and said, “Wow, that’s a big shit.” People are saying it’s the biggest shit they’ve ever seen. Lots of people are saying it, it’s true. People come up to me and say, “Mr President, sir, we’ve never had shits like that before.” And Kamala Harris, Fartin’ Kamala - I call her Fartin’ Kamala - she wants to take your toilets, folks. No more toilets, that’s what they want, it’s crazy. I had more toilets - thousands of toilets, beautiful toilets. And now you have - they’re killing us on toilets. It’s a disgrace. My plumber, he’s the most amazing plumber, folks, he’s always doing the pipes and the… Y’know what he tells me? All our plumbing is coming from different countries, bad countries. Why aren’t we using good American pipes? We’re gonna bring back American pipes, people. It’s terrible what these foreign pipes are doing to this country, awful. We had a beautiful deal with China, it was a perfect deal, but now they’re killing us - you know what goes in those pipes? Gas, and many, many other things, but gas - really powerful stuff, very powerful. They wanna take our gas, folks. It’ll all be electric, electric cars and… all the other things, electric. If I win, we’re getting rid of the electric, no more electric, folks, it’s terrible, it really is.

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Try squinting. I see white and gold normally but blue and black when I squint.

What’s it like to be a fucking moron?

Fuck that. Politicians should fear the people. Bring back the guillotine.

“Violence is never the answer,” says country founded through violent revolution.

Lost Cause myth

This is for people who don’t want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

Effective range for an AR is like 1500 ft.

I’m not a great shot and I can easily shoot a 2" grouping at 600 ft. I’ve hit moving deer in the woods at around 500 ft. It’s not a hard shot if you know what you’re doing.

If he had aimed center mass, like a competent shooter would, Trump would probably be dead.

It was around 400 feet, but that’s still absolutely nothing for an AR. My 65 year old mother was hitting a six-inch target at 300 ft her first time ever shooting.

For comparison, Army recruits have to hit a human sized target at about 500 ft to qualify. And basically everyone qualifies.

diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy

You mean like maple syrup?

It’s highly unlikely the witchcraft accusations were caused by ergotism.

It’s kinda crazy how easily the ergot theory took over. For 200 years, it was widely accepted that it was a case of mass hysteria, moral panic, and religious extremism. Then someone hypothesized it could be ergotism because the reported symptoms are similar.

And people immediately took it as a fact, because a clear, single cause is much easier to explain.

Y’know, like how they blamed the “witches” for anything bad?

Why didn’t anyone else develop ergotism? If their source of rye was contaminated, more people would have fallen ill.

Why did it only affect a handful of adolescent girls, who happened to be friends?

Why did another town 20 miles away have more accusations of witchcraft around the same time?

Why didn’t they recognize the symptoms at the time? St Anthony’s Fire was well-documented and treatable since the Middle Ages.

In case that other reply has too many big words:

We can’t believe someone would be so dumb for free

Jesus Fucking Christ, you’re an idiot.

Young men are the most likely to be targeted by cartels, more likely to be able to find work, and less likely to have families holding them back.

Think for a second before you vomit Fox News talking points.

Fuck you. They didn’t break in, they were migrants applying for asylum who were rejected.