But their ideas are different from ours!

(I know it’s way more complicated than this, but you can negotiate with one of these two things)

Plot twist: it destroys your child. Not physically, morally.

With these new indestructible powers, your child enslaves the entirety of mankind. Forced to adopt a bewildered child’s point of view, humans spend all day with their families and friends, get ample sleep, share food and housing, laugh, cry, and find unbeatable protection just by being near those they love.

People love and lift each other to new heights of unshackled peace. Sciences and arts flourish and humanity enters unprecedented phases of discovery, health, and empathy.

But because your child is the villain of this story, all the politicians and capitalists declare war on your indestructible child. They all lose and die. The villain wins. Everyone celebrates.

The end.

20-foot lifted vehicles would probably be considerably safer:

1. They’d easily have the clearance to safely navigate over most pedestrians in their path.
2. Any attempts to balance them well would be incredibly expensive and you’d likely have many drivers whose cars would fall over from insufficiently sized tires or whatever.

Hmmm… 🤔 Now that I think about it, maybe we should subsidize these lift kits to make this a self-solving problem

GMO air is just as good as organic air, you hippie! I’m sick of all you wooden tree-huggers telling me how much better you are. I hug cell towers painted like trees and can feel how much it hums with love. In fact, my doctor says it’s causing my heart to swell, which is how I know my love is real! My doctor even told me I need to stop, but I know it’s just cuz he’s super jealous.

Dirty

It’s just gonna fall off the Empire State Building trying to save Nicole Kidman

So that you can put it back later, store the excess air somewhere safe, like a spare bucket

Can we test that?

I forgot to remember

Yay! Street pills!

Me looking at that rabioli

“This is it Donny, use your laser eyebeams to cut her in half! DIDN’T YOU HEAR HER INSULT YOU? CUT HER IN HALF!!!”

“Hey, it’s okay buddy, you’re just trying your best…”

“Wtf?! I’ll pay bail for whoever kills that voice”

“See Donny? We used our laser eyebeams just fine. You’re a real disappointment.”

“Loser”

“SAD”

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

… so bad, it’s so ridiculous…

“You did it Donny, YOU WON THE DEBATE!!!”

“Is someone toasting something?”

I am a Law Man … Not a Politician!

Sounds like you’re a piece of garbage who hides behind a badge and gun

What did it say before the edit?

I think my brain caught termites reading that shit

He liked fava beanis

I bet innovative new ways to introduce capital in previously untapped or currently overburdened markets!

I’ve always been too nervous to ask this, but what do people like so much about Malignant? I probably watched it through the wrong lens, but like you, I went in blind.

Without spoilers, I mostly felt bored watching the movie or annoyed by the characters, other parts felt jarring or confusing rather than scary. When the movie reached the end, I was mostly confused and completely taken out of the moment, but then when I realized how everything ties in, my reaction was “well that makes no sense without context or at least stronger allusions!” Maybe I was supposed to think it was clever?

It’s completely possible that I just missed something and didn’t clue in when I was supposed to or couldn’t relate to the characters well enough. With all the praise I hear for Hereditary, I want to be able to enjoy the movie the way everyone else did. I really appreciate any input or opinions.

I’m not going to go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives

“Nah, we like your people oppressed”

He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass