Sorry to complain but please mark this as NSFW.

I go by Buzz Killington now

Probably not I’m sorry. Sweating enough so that the sweat evaporates as fast as it excretes from your pores is optimal. Skin being more wet doesn’t cool faster (drops of sweat falling off you don’t cool you), so excess sweat would just dehydrate you faster. Sorry

Not really. Truly no printed plastic is food safe due to the pores created during the printing process. These pores can house hard to clean bacteria.

There are coatings you can use to eliminate pores that are food safe. But I’m not familiar with them so I couldn’t really point you in the right direction sorry.