I like Mack’s Silicone Putty ear plugs. They custom fit to your ears when you squish them in.

Curious how the “an” in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase

As long as they are prepared to fight back with zingers like “I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you”, I’m good with it.

Roasting? That sausage looks like charcoal!

Does Kraft “cheese” really count as food though?