Spykee

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

We don’t mention either of those here.

My side-chick.

Have you?

As long as Esther is the poster girl babe, I’m fine with whatever new it is.

Removed by mod

Fuck.
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Dick.
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Cunt.

Removed by mod

Didn’t matter.
She touched him all over the place.
Bro did not die a virgin.

Okay, I confess I now want more Esther in my life.
…and Esther changing into different tops…has now woken something in me.

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

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Ludacris now mad that you took out his name. That’s exactly the reason why he chose that name, so that he is remembered every time there’s something ludicrous.
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You gonn pay now bitch!

Oh my devil! Why the fuck would I care?
Just because he is much younger than her?
Or because he is the president of a European nation?
Have you all forgotten that at the end of the day, he is French!
They do all kinds of stupid shit. Choking on one’s spouse’s magnum dong is not one of them.
Don’t click on this stupid link, don’t give the news any traffic.
Let the man & his spouse bang it out in peace.

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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!

*acetone

Typical god behaviour.
Dude knows the perfect arm-twist.

???
Yo, what fucking timeline is this?
Fucker Carlson saying something sensible?
The bile-stain looking, blood sucking, bratty dickward Fucker fucking Carlson?
Where’s my Aspirin?

I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

@Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
Alright alright alright
Yes, I know OP is asking for suggestions & I’m being a dildo.
I take it back.
Just lemme hang out with y’all.

Show them your titties!
Everybody loves titties man!
Either they will immediately start nibbling on them or they will not react. But then, you would’ve released the tension in the air.
Dear OP,
Flashing them at this stage is NOT a good idea.
Start with holding pinkies while sitting at a table. Then you can proceed to holding two fingers.
Work your way through having their hand in yours.
Let them know that physical touch is endearing and you want to give as well as feel this with them.
Be at an open area and ask them if they would sit close to you. That way it’s you who is cornered and not them.
With time, they should get comfortable with you.
Once they are comfortable, THEN you should proceed with the earlier suggestion.