I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
I gave you my heart
But the ball, his groin, it works on so many levels. Roll it again.
So it’s merely a buzzword then.
I see no flaw in that logic.
Wait, is today not Saturday?
This may or may not be cool.
It might be the future of driving.
Is this the one where the planes fly low over the Simpsons house and Krusty becomes a Representative?
What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.
Big if true.
Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.
I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.
What if I’m taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?
OH MY GOD I’D BE KILLED!
I can’t believe that worked.
I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.
This things I believe
The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.
I can’t guess the episode, for I have been banned, my children have been banned, and my children’s children have been banned! …for three months.