I’m a cashier, I was pleasantly surprised when a customer mentioned the blackout to me on Monday. I didn’t think anyone was talking about it offline. I’m hoping with all my heart that work is dead slow today, but knowing how backwards the people in my town are, I know it’s a Pipedream.

I wish we weren’t, it’d be nice if some aliens could come put us out of our misery. Or at least give us something new to fear.

Let me guess, the child was at the age where observable signs and behaviors start to appear and it lined up with their vaccine schedule?

I believe ‘America Has a Problem’ is in the title because it’s the title of a song written by Beyonce. It’s just a reference that’s also relevant.

You’re right! 3001: The Final Odyssey. I only have the first three so I didn’t realize there was a fourth. Thanks for mentioning it!

Oh wow, that’s awesome. I’ve been reading the 2001: A Space Odyssey trilogy, which centers around Jupiter and Europa, so this helps me visualize the moon! It’s way more cracked with streaks of red than I imagined.

I recommend Fantasticocks and DeepFantasies.

Jokes on them, you can’t even do the things you like.

Isn’t that what Adnauseam does?

I don’t understand how people can watch certain things at 1x speed. I slowed down a video yesterday to 1x to rewatch something in real time and I had to triple check that I didn’t accidentally hit .75x because it felt way too slow, but no, it was 1x.