I called this S.Q.L. until our IT guy corrected me

They signed him a blank cheque. I bet he was doing everything he could to get stung.

Right? If it was a g604 I might be tempted…

Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

I’ve had mine for years and I really like them. The stupid band thing is all stretched out, and the poorly designed power button snapped internally so I had to drill a hole in the casing to turn them on now but otherwise working great!

I kept using my LG G5 for years after I might have upgraded just for the swappable batteries.

The euphemism treadmill

Achievement unlocked! You’ve completed the tutorial!

In Canada you can’t fly an official Canadian flag without looking like a right wing nutjob.

I think you just described religion

It’s a fear boner!