WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

Impossible

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn’t rated 10/10.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Nah, he fucked.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

Well they sure don’t call themselves the grateful alive. Also sorry

It also could not ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Does this guy happen to have a pool and a riding lawn mower?

My flight sim would say otherwise if it had a mouth. Also if it had a mouth… Uhhhhh… It might be another kind of sim…

But is there still enough krill for the blue whales?

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

“works” at drive thru

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

Lol shut up tankie

Hopefully gives some more protection against beheadings.

Club Vandersex is back awwwww yissssss

Maybe they’re getting ready to move the earth to another place in space and didn’t want their house shifting around.