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Cylinder must be protected

No one needs SI units. Measuring in dicks or handegg fields FtW111!1oneOne!!

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Deez nuts.

Because it werfes Flakschein!

Heavy metal… Nothing

Two girls should share 1 cup of my grandmother’s blue waffle recipe. That’s for sure.

Gotta protect the blue waffle recipe!

In Japan, we use Excel for storing passwords. Creating technical manuals. Or make presentations that would do better in PowerPoint. Database you say? Yes, also!

I was 6 and my mum said I was the bestest engineer ever. I asked ChatGPT now and it confirmed I am absolutely correct. ChatGPT is never wrong.

We shi re hiring t managers

The loudest people criticizing queer people are always the ones who seem totally unsure of their own supposed straightness, or maybe the ones who consume the lesbian/gay porn. Seems like proving you arent gay requires screaming really loud.

sudo hack IP -127.0.0.1

So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit

Machen macht machen zu machen machen.

length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

WW2 hasn’t obviously ended yet…

Ur saying H2O? I’ll have H2O, too