I don’t have any idea of how to manage a public facing service but I will figure it out.

Terrible move.

What if someone puts something illegal on your server? How do you know someone hasn’t done that already?

I PEE IN POO

I’m ready. Let’s talk about it.

For now

I mean, it definitely gives you more than just empty calories. It can be quite pleasant.

Obviously you have to glue the shreds back together first.

nobody in the world’s richest, fattest country - where the fattest people are the poorest ones - is dealing with “hunger”.

Source?

You got this, man.

Does the Fediverse have a “He will be baked” comm?

It’s about 50/50 on whether it’ll be something sweet and inspiring or something really fucked up.

Like this could have just as easily ended with a scene of him hanging himself during that lovely sunrise.

Anyone else wince as soon as they see a Dave Contra comic?

Again you associate me with sex out of nowhere…

Huh.

Idk, because I don’t care and haven’t even read the OP.

Exactly – you’re so obsessed with me that merely seeing my name triggered you to leave a comment so you’d know I knew you saw me.

OBSESSED

Lol yet you came here solely to say I deserved it based on the little life I live rent-free in your head. Out of nowhere in this thread you start talking about having sex with me?

Nice try. You’re obsessed.

Lol you’re built up a really fun narrative for me in your head. Is it part of your next LARP?

Calling me out for what?

It’s funny, I actually don’t remember every interaction with him. Of course you do, apparently, since you’re his little lapdog. It’s uncanny that you’re there every time I see him…

Lol

Speed = Distance over time.

There are no measurements of speed that won’t face that problem.

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All lengths are arbitrary.