Lost me job, lost me kids, bloody wallpaper got replaced with purple and black squares again. Hard day in the life of a Bri’ish chap.

To me, politics is like my dick: I don’t whip it out in front of strangers.

I remember when my car didn’t have a giant ipad that tries to talk to me, miss it too.

Obviously, getting zero pussy made them gay or asexual

Right?

The ozone layer never gets any rest now does it :(

It’s a genius play, really. If there’s no more environmental problems, then how the hell would environmental agencies make money!?

While it definitely looks promising to use hydrogen for the no-carbon benefits, you do still have to wonder about other environmental impacts. What’s going to happen to when the hydrogen pockets empty? Land subsidence could potentially be a problem, so I think more research about possible side effects is absolutely necessary before any large scale extractions happen.

Critics highlight concerns about freedom of speech and the potential for companies to face restrictions in promoting or competing with their products, even more sustainable ones.

Want to compete with more sustainable companies? Become more sustainable yourself, simple as.

Even so, baby steps are still steps. Just because not everything has been replaced doesn’t mean it won’t get replaced in the (far) future.

d. All of the above

Interact with them in person. Men and women write a lot of polarising shit online, but once you go outside it’s (usually) not that bad. Sure, there’s always some asshats here and there, but I feel like there’s also a lot more good people around than you realize.

The world’s leaders looked at history, and instead of saying “we won’t make these mistakes again”, they said “we can do it better”.

If one paycheck is all that stands between half of the people and homelessness, can it really be called the “middle” class?

Interesting study. Might need to start hitting the gym again then.

The new groceries will arive at March 17th, 2034.

I could use a genie like that in my life

That’s good to know. By time I’m able to get it they’ve probably ironed out some more of the kinks too.

One Piece fans

In the end we’re all just hungry little animals

The performative ape